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Song Jingyi ([personal profile] whiteplume) wrote in [community profile] serendipitymemes 2022-02-06 06:04 pm (UTC)

It's not.

[Jingyi unapologetically states with a rather cut and dry delivery. Maybe it's just him but doesn't understand why everyone thinks eggs are delicious. Then again, he's half-bird. While he certainly looks human enough, Jingyi is anything but.]

This is not a culinary achievement! this is a travesty in the form of a gelatinous cylinder!

[He snaps once the man starts waving that wobbly spongy mass of eggs at him. Truth be told, he's half-tempted to smack it out of his hand.]

On the contrary, I tend to eat a robust meal in the morning that consists of steamed stuffed buns, congee, and rice noodles.

[Pause.]

Or rather I used to before the start of my accursed pilgrimage.

[He lets out a long deep sigh. Lately, his diet mostly consists of whatever game he can hunt in the wilderness and herbal tea. Not that best diet but whatever.]

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