I believe you meant to say "who are you"! [ Hmph!! ] I am Turing. I am a Relationship and Organizational Manager, or ROM for short.

[ There was a lot more they could say, but maybe it wouldn't be safe to go on about their sapience just yet. Also, that was about the time when one particular rat noticed that knife and scampered right past Turing. They stumbled, but at least they didn't fall! ]

E-eep!